Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
half the nation just spent an hour watching a balloon fly around. we are officially the dumbest fucking country.
do you know anything about the $5 bill with my name stapled to it in my purse??
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there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
We went into lab today and when no one was looking i touched our cadaver's penis!
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
And by hung out you mean you were in my bed for 5 minutes while your penis was in my mouth.
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I feel like passing out with my foot on your face has bonded us at a very fundamental level.
When someone's woman crush wednesday is an ultrasound of her unborn daughter...
I can't
There is a high pitched squealing noise coming from somewhere in my house. I hope it's a gas leak cause I'm over this week man.
My mom just asked if I've gotten any girls pregnant how is your day going
Why are there 17 orders of shrimp lo mein in the bathtub?
Went to bed still wearing my bralette. When I was changing this morning, a Tootsie Roll fell out. I'm definitely living my best life.
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