so now that im really awake i see that my underwear are completely ripped down the side, my shorts are on backwards, i have to go get plan b....i call last night an epic fail or success depending on how catholic i am feeling
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
Does the whole "it was New Years" excuse apply this year?
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
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Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
Oh my god I just remembered I bit a stripper last night.
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
My life is a clusterfuck of men and disorderly priorities right meow.
Rob and I are cross faded and the only one taking care of us is a drunk person who's making us dance.
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He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
bullshit you weren't drunk, you pointed at me and said my cigarette was empty
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I'm not sure. I have to find the Greeks I was with last night and see if they can explain to me why I can't hear out of my right ear and why I look like I got the shit kicked out of me
Like did he really think I just hit him up for dick !? It's 11:30 am , these ain't hoe hours
21st birthday weekend in Vegas has concluded and all I'm missing is my underwear and 'Contacts' icon on my phone home screen.
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