let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
Literally 6000 elephants in my backyard.
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
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Well he told me I'd never be a wizard, and so I responded with you'll never have a big penis. After that we both just sat there and cried.
The arresting officer told me "you probably get this a lot, but you look like anthony kiedis".
she fucked me tho cuz it was her cat's birthday. As soon as we were done she just says "ahhh tequila tuesdays"
btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
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So bored. I think I've expelled every last gram of jizz from my body.
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
YOU TRIED TO SWIM IN HER FISHTANK. I don't think she's going to call you.
It was the easiest thing I've ever done. 3am she walked into my room, saw my Buffalo Bills blanket, said go bills and got naked.
FUCK WHALES
Remember the Giant sandworm from the movie Dune? Well that's about how big his dick is. No bulshit.
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