their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
tfor prom could you pick me up wo bottles of champagne and a condom, please?
And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
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No, I'm never going to get a job bc I don't know anything about public relations except that Chris Crocker wants everyone to leave Britney alone.
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
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Breakfast of champions
Is that a dick crepe?
It is indeed
Sometimes I have to make sure these messages are going to you and I'm not about to give someone in my phone book a heart attack.
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
I'm pretty sure I asked his brother if he was gay while drunkenly falling to the ground.
"She's seriously grinding on him while whispering into his ear, 'take me to McDonald's.'"
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
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