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Charged a drink to your name last night. Thanks for the whiskey
i lost virginity while listening to candy shop. something in my life has finally gone right.
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
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I just found out I lost my virginity the same day my parents did, 25 years later. This is my life.
don't tell me about being eco-friendly. i just threw up in the same bag i bought my liquor in. RECYCLING
Pretty sure the cab driver can even smell the sex coming from between my legs
I have grass duct taped all over my body
Your vagina doesn't want to be violated with garnishes. I get it.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
IM NOT TALKING TO YOU UNTIL YOU MAKE A PROCLAMATION YOU LOVE ME MORE THAN TACOS
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
Well, I hope you're having fun. I'm just gonna lay here and wait for death - shouldn't be long now.
Good News: There was a condom on the floor. Bad News: It was still in the wrapper
I threw up soo much that I started crying. Then his grandma randomly came in and started rubbing my back...
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
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