I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
Ever since I got married, I've become the MacGuyver of masturbation
Tis a story best told in person, it involves a golf course, police and vomit
It usually does with you
There needs to be a newsfeed for phones... A list of all my drunken calls, texts, BBMs, new contacts, pictures sent AND received, all in chronological order.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
My life has only gotten better since they built a playground behind the bar
You are the tramp this city needs, but not the one it deserves.
SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I know you're very busy with sleep and things, but when you wake up we need to talk about weirdly shaped penises.
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
"Yeah because the first thing I think of when I hear the word college is tear gas."
He called me saying he got nice rims for his car so now we can fuck in style
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
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