just bought miller high life, hungry man dinners, and a bottle of lube. you win life, you win.
listen if there's one thing I'm asking of you tonight is that you buy me a cow for my farmville.
Tell me you're stoned. It's 2:40am.
i just know my balls have never hurt this bad before
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
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i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
So the bartender tried kicking me out but i screamed im an RA you cant kick me out
he gave me a thermos so I could take my coffee with my on drive of shame. I was unexpectedly grateful...
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There's holes in the drywall and the beer pong table is a broken door on two barstools. You know they like to party.
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
And if you put this on Facebook, I will drop live cockroaches in your mouth while you sleep and then smother you with a pillow.
You always say the most romantic things
Those boxers don't belong to me anymore. They belong to the desert surrounding Phoenix.
It just makes sense. It's like I end a relationship, and wash myself of sin... with tequila.
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
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