My liver just broke up with me...
Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
I drank mimosas and played bocce ball in the middle of finals week...now i know how Comm majors feel all the time.
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All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
It's like someone is grabbing my scrodum with pliers and just hanging there.
Being drunk is way better. Seriously, I just licked your brother to make sure my spit was actually real.
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I'm currently giving my drug dealer relationship advice. He's a nice guy and all but I'm really just hoping I get some free weed
There's weed in my toothpaste. Explain.
Oh, now I remember why I deleted your number. You're kind of a dick. Please delete mine.
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
For the love of god, if any of you are up, bring me pants.
He sent me a dick pic from a port-o-potty in Boston. If that's not love Idk what is.
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