i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
ya know if you hadnt broke up with me, that porno we made wouldnt have a 3.3 rating on youporn right now...
just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
And then he said "my dick isn't hard enough and your tits aren't big enough for this to work"
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the facebook you made of my ass has 10 times more friends than i do.
She tried to leave the threesome and I heard you yell "Hey! We don't quit at halftime!"
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
You are a special snowflake. A special snowflake I wouldn't mind rough sex with
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No, it wasn't really a sexy 'I'm going to go masturbate.' It was an 'I'm going to go masturbate' that implied I was going to drink a tall boy of Mikes and cry while I looked at lesbian porn.
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
You're still my best friend even though you continue to pass out on random toilets every time you drink
I don't know what's worse the fact that I woke up with a clit piercing or the fact that I didn't pay for it.
This is my last chance to be the first person to fall off this roof.
When your guy changes his swinger profile to include you. #makingprogress
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