May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
I don't have a choice really. It's either lose 15 lbs by Halloween, or I'm going as a giant banana.
Sometimes I wonder how different my life would be if I didn't share a weekly margarita with my mom since i was 12
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it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
he tried breathing fire using moonshine and a roman candle. would not have believed it unless i actually witnessed it.
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
College has taught me that the "best idea" is rarely the fun one.
This is true but you can't really get fired from college
Something about getting whistled at in my work clothes while crossing the street with three Nuvarings in my back pocket feels wrong.
They want yo temporarily sterile ass.
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I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
I fingered myself to realization that I don't need birth control if there is never a guy.
body shots are frowned upon at family weddings. i'll keep that in mind next time. maybe.
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
will you help me invent vagina-safe pop rocks?
I sharted in court today and had to sit on it for about three and a half hours.
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