Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she can't stop having the shits.
Nights like last night are what makes cleaning up the vomit in the morning worth it
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she starting giving me head in the taxi..the driver told her to stop..she looked up, said "I'm the birthday girl", and kept on doing what she was doing.
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
So that'd what fifty dollars of chicken at 7/11 looks like. Made it to work on time. Puked twice. BOOM.
he made me feel like a shish kabob. his dick was the skewer.
and you said he wasn't worth calling.
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
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I put my hydrocodone prescription in my cereal box its like real lucky charms
That's what tomorrow is for. It's like bloodletting. Except with shame and liquor.
I feel like vibrating beds are just synonymous with venereal diseases.
Just saw the bridesmaid use her new sister in law as a stripper pole
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
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