Thanks to blow jobs, my margarita's at the bar are only 3dollars.
I love seeing the creepers that friend request me outside of facebook. its like seeing a unicorn in the middle of campus.
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
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Always thought my first night in jail would consist of fire and a bunny suit.
It's confirmed I did eat a ping pong ball last night...
Well then I realized I had a bigger problem when I woke up a long board.
we managed to turn Dream Phone into a drinking game. don't hate.
her idea of "friends with benefits" is her doing my laundry. i'm cool with it.
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Told him I'd blow him in the bathroom. There was a giant window everyone was looking thru. He whipped it out n I burst out laughing n walked away. Even blackout drunk I set the bar high. You should be proud.
All I can think of is a mama duck followed by her baby ducks, in brightly colored track shoes.
How high are you?
I want my birthday to be like the hunger games where all the contenders for my vaj have to fight each other off to win the prize
Can I have the second place winner?
On a scale of 1-10 I’m at biblical violence
So I figured out why that guy from Tinder stopped messaging me back. He got married.
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
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