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you threw up out the window, wiped your face with a twenty dollar bill, and threw that out the window too.
did we at least go back and get it?
how else do you think we got jack in the box...?
fyi gin and iced coffee...not my greatest invention
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
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I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
Based off of the soaking wet clothes/towels/rugs, Eiffel Tower statue and monkey in the bathtub, I'm going to assume drunk me took a bath.
Are you really alive right now?
I just stabbed open a can of Spaghetti Os with a spork. Who says I cant take care of myself?
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in the future when you find clothing in your street, just assume it's mine.
It's amazing
I want to run hundreds of miles and do a whole semesters worth of homework while flying on a unicorn and throwing endless glitter bombs
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
Wake up. Eat bread. Find your dignity. Don't be late for work again.
She started throwing ice at me and started yelling, "Holy water bitches! This is an exorcism!"
Now I have the opportunity to have Chris Pratt or Channing Tatum?!? What a time to be alive.
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