Like worst hickies ever he always gives them like wtf
Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
my love horoscope just told me to "say it in frosting" should i take this literally?? i think yes.
i'm making a list of conversation topics in my blackberry so the ride won't be so awkward
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Then she opened the door and pitched the dead squirrel out, yelling "TELL THE OTHERS WHAT YOU SAW"
i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
When did it seem like a good idea to do pull ups off the balcony? After beer 5 or shot 7?
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
did the fire alarm go off at the party last night I kind of remember a fire alarm noise
omg omg i ripped it out of the ceiling omg
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We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
I'm drunk at 3:28
I'm jealous as shit at 3:34
I'm trying to get WebMD to diagnose me with a hangover
well, you know. whores of a feather.
Woke up this morning to a bunch of snapchats of you drunkenly yelling at grasshoppers. Good night?
If you come home to me in lingerie and you start vacuuming...I need to reevaluate my priorities
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