You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
Sex on bubble wrap = best decision ever.
Sry I left before you woke up. The house was really fucked up and I didn't feel like helping you clean. PS Somebody threw up on your dog
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
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I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
I'm gonna write a book one day about how to be the less attractive person girls settle for after getting dumped. I will send you a copy
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
I was loaded. my pee still has a hint of lime
My signature move is making guys wonder why they bothered in the first place
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i puked in the 2nd best shower and the couple fucking in the 1st didnt even pause so you might wanna hold off on that for a while
Sarah is throwing up still and I'm eating salad with my fingers
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
my goal is to never have a bac of 0.0 the whole time while in the state of florida, which means i have to chug a beer before i cross the state line
He just compared fucking my vagina to a snow flake falling on his forehead: gentle.... I'm not sure if that's a compliment or not.
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
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