I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
Living right is spending a lot of time in someone's ass
After the sixth shot I started to slur my pauses.
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Turning 21 on Saint Patty's day. I like to think this is what my alcoholic ancestors have prepared me for
There's half of a squirrel in the bathtub - i figured you'd be the one to go to.
Did we literally take a cab across the street
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
Like I've never seen her that drunk. She's usually like quiet and doesn't say she'll fuck someone on a futon
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She asked how many sexual partners I'd had and I was like "Honestly I don't even know". And then she said "well last time you said 8." And my inner monologue busted out laughing and I was like "Oh I'd say like 11 or 12.....plus 20."
Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
I woke up and sent him a text that said 'I'm sorry forever'
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
Your sister walked upto me in the middle of the hallway and was like get us beer or shes never having sex with you ever again, wtf
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