He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
Well, I woke up with a text message from my cab driver that said "I hope you're alive," so that's a good indicator of how I was acting last night.
Welp, she's chewing our paper towels again. She's like an obnoxiously hot puppy
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I'm functioning at the level of a challenged walrus.
Dude she said she'd let me snort a line off her ass now I just have to wait for them to break up
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
She asked me to dress as captain planet for halloween and told me she was gonna suck the pollution out of my dick.
He is such a generous lover, I can look past the fact his name is fucking Bob.
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Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
I put miralax in my rum/coke. Go hard or go home.
My mom found your leather pants in our guest room. She doesn't want to know why they are there, she just wants to know if you want them washed.
1 fuck you 2 fuck her 3 ur forgiven 4 im breaking up with her
I have beer and butt plugs...pretty sure I will find a way to entertain myself while I wait
Clearly the Stanley Cup Finals good luck hand job IS necessary. You let the whole team down.
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