I wish my penis had an off switch
I asked her if she watches the office. She said no, but do you watch I'm a celebrity get me outa here? That's when i knew. Deal breaker
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
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omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
he left his wallet here so lets treat ourselves to a lunch for the lack of penis we both had deal with
Were you paying girls to come up and grab my cock and tell me I look like bradley Cooper?
I'm drinking wine alone, eating leftovers, and cleaning my sex toys. For the love of god, do not graduate.
She twisted her ankle and paid a homeless guy for a piggy back ride home from the bar.
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I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
I saw it and almost just was like "Ice breaker: your penis is massive" but I didn't.
Still breathing?
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
What.
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
just so you know. the medical term for period cramps is mettelschmerz.
glad to know something that causes such misery in my life has such a laughable name.
I'm about to take plan-b with a glass of wine and ramen noodles. I cannot decide who will hurt more...my vagina, my kidneys or my pride.
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