Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
the liability waiver did not state that i couldn't bring my bottle of wine in the bouncy castle. it did Not.
I love seeing the creepers that friend request me outside of facebook. its like seeing a unicorn in the middle of campus.
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Well he's not a stripper, so we're already doing better than my last date.
After we were finished she said "That was like marriage sex". Should I take that as a compliment or insult?
Turns out the guy I peed on gave me a ride back to my dorm this morning.
You are a god.
You are the funniest drunk Jew I know. Never in my life have I witnessed someone respond, "Is your dick kosher?" while being picked-up on.
WHERE THE FUCK'S MY FUCKING RITALIN YOU FUCKING FASCIST?????
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm currently sitting at your kitchen table eating chicken nuggets that I dug out of the trash and thinking about how much I need to get laid.
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
It was 3 am when she drunkenly tried to deep-fry a banana.
How'd she do that?
If I'm not naked in the back of a cop car having sex by the end of the night, I did something wrong..
This is a crisis. I had a huge crush on him in seventh grade and now his girlfriend is due to have his child on my birthday. HIS CHILD CAN'T BE BORN ON MY BIRTHDAY.
The neighborhood cougar just purred at me while I was doing yard work. I’m terrified and tumescent
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