you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
It was confusing and full of hummus
The sign in front of ihop says "designated drivers get half off their order"
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Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
I cant help but love a girl who informs me of the pregnancy test results by emailing me a YouTube clip of Barney Stinsons not a fathers day speech.
I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
Drag queen told me that I have the cheek bones to do drag. That's supposed to boost my moral.
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I like to balance the number of cups of coffee to bong rips in the morning before work.
I can't believe you guys got into a sword fight over a chicken nugget
Oh, so that's where all the scratches came from...
Someone who makes you cum so hard that you have an asthma attack is clearly your soulmate
I'M GOING TO DIE ALONE WITHOUT ANYONE PRETENDING TO BE A MARRIED COUPLE WHILE DRUNK AT A MALL WITH ME
Shit happens dude.
Shit doesn't just HAPPEN on the kitchen floor you asshole.
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
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