I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
Im rethinking drunk tuesdays. Also rethinking ovaries.
you don't remember? you called me at 330 crying because you were in the middle of having sex with corey and forgot his name. all you kept saying was i'm a drunk bitch.
she sang that "this little piggy song" to my balls. and somehow made it work, with me only having two balls instead of five.
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call of duty 2 was the straight man's twilight
So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
Um, yeah. You lit my birthday candles with a joint. Mom= not happy.
Don't say that out loud. People might think I really like to pee on you.
Of course you don't like it. I am the one who likes it.
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
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She just sent me a message. It's a poem, about eternal love, that she wrote, about us. Just because I took her home two nights - doesn't mean it's eternal love.
Apparently I was telling them, "I AM A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN AND I DON'T NEED YOU TO HOLD MY HAIR," and I pulled my hair back and puked.
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
i'll explain later but cookie monster is playing the xylophone
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
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