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Motorboating on a tuesday night. not too shabby....
singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
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my underwear are soaked with white zifandel yet i have continued to wear them despite the fact im at home
Just spent 45mins blow drying a joint i dropped in a beer....i felt like i dropped his infant child....
The last thing I said to him last night before telling him he couldn't give me a kiss goodnight was pointing at his dick then at me and saying "this isn't working out"
Show him your tits if he says no
They're not help-me-out-of-jams tits. They're I-fake-people-into-thinking-they-look-good tits.
My roommate says its rare that you can be tear gassed before you lose your virginity so i feel accomplished in life
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At least you have booty calls.
True. I just waste them though. I feel like I need to be told "there are people in this world who would give anything for just one and you have two." You know in that same tone your parents told you about the starving people in china
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
I know he's not here, but I can still see him. I found some of my old stash and its good shit so its expected to see sunlight at night and scary llama men. Midgets or otherwise.
i'm gonna friendzone myself so you dont have to
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
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