everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
If the Four Horseman of the Apocalypse gang banged each other and had a kid, it would look like the creature I woke up next to this morning.
I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
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Cop gave me a ticket for public drunkedness, and then I convinced him to drive me back to the party
I fell asleep to the sounds of them banging in the next room. It was oddly soothing...
I should have taken pre-gaming this lunch date more seriously.
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
We got buck wild in our animal onesies last night. You kept ripping off your tail in angry rages.
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I'm going to be drunk and braless all weekend. Let the festivities begin!
SO DRUNK
PUKED IN DRIVEWAY
TELL PARENTS SORRY
I just wanna get drunk and go sledding in my kayak
True fear is being unable to remember where you hid your weed and vibrator in your parent's house.
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
Please stop calling me a pterodactyl during sex. It only happens when you're drunk, but still.
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