i barfeds in our rink
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
some girl just asked me how to spell unconscious. I really want to know what she was texting.
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
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naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
I'm like a walking PSA for tequila shots
I was just informed that I have the perfect belly button for body shots... Best compliment ever.
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People are stripping in McDonalds. Do I join?
YES.
I guess your brother-in-law will have his day in the sun tonight after you leave. By that, I of course, mean he's gonna suck liquor milk out your sister's tits.
I wish you could just Google "people I've had sex with" and they would all just come up
There's a dryer on fire at the laundromat, and everyone's just standing around taking pictures. Except me. I'm texting.
You can only use the "she handcuffed me naked to your bed, i couldn't do anything, sorry bro" excuse once.
You have a tempurpedic. you only have you to blame.
That’s all I need in life: vibrators, butt plugs, strawberry lube, and sour gummies
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