the only thing i knew about you is that u dated jordan and were potentially interested in a threesome
naighbors jacking off again. i swear its his friday night ritual, its like he knows the night wont be ending in his favor
Dude i just want you to know that when i found you half your mustache was already gone. I didn't do it.
When sleeping with someone new: should you hide the magnum condoms, or let him know what he has to live up to?
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I know everyone screamed lady cop instead of cops. I wanted to apologize to her for our chauvinism
I just watched a woman in a full wedding dress and veil walk out of the chinese buffet...I no longer believe I have a problem, and am afraid I am underdressed.
Our sex bag has now been upgraded to sex luggage, with wheels, and now features a first aid kit. Game. On.
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
Just found weed in an empty handle. Who knew Capitan Morgan was also a gardener?
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Just got blown whilst wearing a glow in the dark superman t shirt. Your night will never be as good as mine.
WHY DO I KEEP FINDING CHICKEN THROUGHOUT THE HOUSE? GET YOUR ASS HOME NOW!
I'm not dealing with this wiskey dick shit, 2016 is the year of hard dicks
How awkward is it to have the guy you used to sleep with congratulate you on your engagement? I'll tell you. Very.
After walking ten blocks barefoot in Boston I've concluded drunk me needs to make better decisions.
Valentine's Day is now to be known as Tacos and Orgasms Day.
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