The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Aside from the slim chance of pregnancy, I'm gonna call last night a raging success.
you tried turning the bar into a spelling b competition last night and every time someone couldn't spell something you would make them chug.
I may wear a condom to jerk-off tomorrow knowing that my hand has touched surfaces in this bar.
I wish I could remember her name, I mean we fucked and all, but it woulda been nice to tag her in the instagram pics.
dude, you declined head because you wanted to tell her about how you put cinnamon in your weed. also, we're low on Chef Boyardee
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm sorry, the person you're trying to reach is WAYYY too high to deal with this right now.
I can't decide if I'm depressed or if this is just what life without a bidet feels like.
DO YOU REALIZE HOW AWESOME MY GRANDMA WOULD BE IF SHE GOT HIGH
The perfect man would keep a whisky sour in my hand and give me endless sex. I really don't think that's too much to ask for.
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
Is it in poor taste to drop acid before midnight mass?
I love this.
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