was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
My mom found a condom in my purse
Correction: my mom found a used condom in my purse.
I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
I finally had kitchen counter sex! i was so excited
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Is it weird that I want your dad to go down on me?
Would your heart desire to drink copious amounts of alcohol tonight?
I just told the toilet I loved it. Bad sign.
She shoved a hot dog in my pocket and started grinding on it.
I'm so hungover I can't taste anything
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And let me tell you, getting your ass waxed is the weirdest fucking experience.
Dude, he paid us overtime to smoke weed out of a bong at his house
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
Speaking of lightening speed, he ate me out while I was watching The Flash. If that's not winning at life idk what is
yo dude not sure how this happened but im drunk at your house eating burritos with your mom and sister. hope you're having fun in new zealand
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
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