I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
I just spent my lunch hour driving around campus yelling "TRADE LIVES WITH ME!" to all the freshmen moving in
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
new rule: i'm not touching his penis until he takes me out to dinner.
you know, if you actually abided by that rule there would be many more successful restauranteurs in ohio.
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Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
The worst part about getting "creative" and by that i mean baked is that i just wanna get laid right now and all im doing is eating nachos
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
The brazilian leg lock that the stripper put me in was definitely the highlight of the night
So I'm not dead, but close call. I think I can handle one more bar.
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Text me all the things you want us to do this summer. So far, I have Kegstand written down
And I'm only telling you that because I really wanted to use 'my boyfriend' and 'dick biscuit' in the same sentence.
It was going great until he started saying "ooh kill em" under his breath with each thrust
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
Well. I hope my dad likes whatever sweater stoned me picks out.
I won the 'drunkest person at a family event' award tonight.
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