This threesome is so guaranteed that dinner feels like a charade
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
how are you gonna miss the world cup? other than the olympics it's our last way to assert our dominance over China after this economic bull shit
I was naked with an australian flag taped to my boobs. Damn internationals think they can claim everything.
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Even the paramedic said "what a way to kill a party"
you had me at cake vodka
230 lb girl across the train from me is giving a dude in a kilt a handjob while he sits in her lap
i get drunk faster, i spend less money on food, and i'm losing a shit ton of weight. depression and its pills are doing wonders for me
ASS. GYMANSTICS. OLYMPICS. NOW!!!
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Hey have you ever thought about fishing cause I'd like to go fishing but don't know anyone that fishes and I'm gonna cry because. FISHING
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
There are some things you can ever unsee. And walking in on your dad jerking off is one of those things.
In 18 months of being married we've had sex with 7 different couples. Who said you can't have your cake and eat it.
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.
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