i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
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I still have his teeth marks on the base of my penis. You didnt miss much
What I'm trying to say is, that time you chained me to my dresser and made me beg for it was incredibly romantic.
I don't even fuck like that, he just happened to be in the right place at the right drunk.
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
The novelty of Nekkid Straight Roommate has faded.
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Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
did you just send me my own nude
of all the things that should kill me, scurvy wont be one of them
You have to get it done early. Like a dick drive by. Hit it and run.
You should've seen the look on the guys face when I demanded pho and a beer the second they opened. Obviously he doesn't understand hangovers
I am so so sorry I bit your butt last night. Twice.
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