Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
It was my penance. God came down to me in the form of an angel and said, "you must atone for your sins, by puking in your mouth at church right before communion"
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You thought you were drunk? I woke up at 6 o'clock this morning with a cheeseburger in my left hand a drink in my right with my window half way down. it was raining.... fml
woke up in a random sweater in a random bed in a random house on a street I don't recognize..
also, I vaguely remember swapping shirts with some random guy on the dance floor.
I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
So... remember when you threw an orange in the closet when we were 16 to make wine? Just found it. Not wine.
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The bottle brush for the bong worked really well to clean the brownies out of the waffle maker.
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
Tonight’s your last chance for a danger free blowjob.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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