Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
As of this morning, vodka still has the other side of my BFF necklace. She treats me right.
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
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I'm returning our mountain of beer cans, while wearing a Budweiser sweatshirt. i don't look like an alcoholic.
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
Meet me at the corner of "what the fuck" and"how'd you get in my bed" in 10 minutes.
Everyone looked at me like I just fucked a gopher and was wearing it like a hat
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You know you're hung-over when you're smoking and have the strong urge to eat the cigarette. No more buckets of gin. No. More. Ever.
I need drugs. Hard drugs. Today. Not tomorrow. Today. Something relaxing.
i convinced him to be a french maid for halloween. he has no idea what he's in for. i just ordered the breast forms.
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
i spent my Thursday drinking before noon and not wearing pants
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
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