This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
Last night I went to an anything but cups party. I took a hummingbird feeder. It was a terrible decision.
there are way too many $1s in my wallet for last night to have been 'tame'
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"Guy Time" translaed into 10 shots apiece and me waking up covered in my own blood.
So he told me he didn't have a condom, paused, and then said "so, pulling out" and tried to high five me.
theres still like 7 beers in the gutter from the roof party we had last night. i dont know how we got up there. but we need to get those beers down.
Your first words after putting out the flames, "how am I supposed to eat girls out with my top lip burned off??"
Yeah no more flaming everclear shots.
the last thing I heard was you screaming as the rodeo team herded you to the next party
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I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
No piss test, hell yeah
FALSE ALARM. PISS TEST. I NEED YOUR PISS.
No judgement. Sometimes you gotta twerk on a legends face.
I wish more of my problems were easily solvable by taking a good long shit.
Literally I can feel my heart beat in my vagina because of how sore I am
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