Saw some pubes in our toilet, hope the new look works out tonight.
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
Then he took his girlfriend's fuzzy handcuffs and locked me to their bed. Key is in an unknown location. He's surprisingly idiotic, for being premed.
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i chugged some hot sauce before i gave him head. i think a burning penis is a great way to say fuck you
I will probably be peed on at some point today.
Nothing says walk of shame better than a onesie and a 12 pack of corona..
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
Your a horrible friend, i only tried to do the right thing by moving you off the floor.. that was not an invitation to puke all over my bed and attempt to use my dog to mop it up.
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And the horses in Central Park have blankets. And Rafiki just told me "it is time" in the back of our cab.
Just got smoked out by my boss. Working in politics is great.
You have set the bar insurmountably high with apple pie and buttsex.
He blacked out and wouldnt drink anything unless he funneled it, so I made him funnel water
have you ever tried to puke in an automatic flushing toilet? impossible
Oral stamina is what keeps life exciting
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