My mom found a condom in my purse
Correction: my mom found a used condom in my purse.
his text ended with ... everyone knows dot dot dot equals infer sexy time
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
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Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
in hindsight, the duct tape banana hammock was a bad idea.
is it possible i asked you to give me a preliminary pap smear?
Santa brought me a 1.75 of wine, and a liter of patron. I probably won't remember Christmas, so don't ask me how it was tomorrow.
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
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DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
It happened again.
What?
I lost in a drinking contest with my 84 year old grandmother. Two years in a row now.
Well. I guess talking about me stealing your wife may not be in the list of legit conversations
You did a body shot out of her belly button with a bendy straw.
After that time I came to the conclusion that jeeps are the best cars to have sex in
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
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