No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
I'm about to cry with happyness at the beer that will be consumed
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
I mean we havent seen each other since december and then bam its cinco de mayo and were having sex under a life guard tower taking tequila shots between each position. no big deal
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Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
pretend your vagina is a choco taco and the guy is someone who really loves choco tacos. let him enjoy the choco taco.
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
If I get laid dressed as one of the McPoyle twins, I deserve all the medals.
This guy on Hoarders just said "we're all about 4 or 5 decisions away from shitting in a bucket". True dat
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You came into my room and started rubbing a banana on your face.
Aside from having sex with a rando in a toga on george's couch i think taking plan b in the library is the most hashtag college thing i've ever done
oh my god I have a fantastic druncle story to tell you. It involves a burrito, a meltdown and a bear
The burrito and meltdown are standard, but I'm intrigued by the bear
The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
It still amazes me Mike had to have neck surgery after eating me out so much.
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