but his dog just died...ill send him an edible arrangement or a 6 pack or something
It's like having an annoying little brother who wants to have sex with you
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
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i just saw a guiness commercial where the guiness was on the verge of spilling the whole time. i was on the edge of my seat scared shitless. im an alcoholic.
I'm drinking vodka out of a coffee pot. and i'm not even mad about it
You convinced us both to take shots of jack Daniels through our eyes.
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
This should be a warning to men everywhere: do not send pictures of your erect penis to women you hardly know - they will add cats and send them to all of their friends.
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I swear god is testing me by giving me awesome guys with tiny penises
How high is the bridge and how deep is the water and what are the chances I will get arrested
She was about to leave with you until you started singing "You Hoes Ain't Loyal" in her face
I love you, and I just washed my hair in my work sink with handsoap.
I ended up snorting coke while wearing a Bavarian dress and I feel like I need to reevaluate my life
I'm texting you know although you won't get this until you wake up. the only reason you are strapped to your bed is because you were trying to fly out your window.
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