Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
dude she wont stop talking about little people big world...she said my penis looked like zach roloff and took a picture with her phone?
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
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Scott woke me up by cracking a beer open in my face. Best friends are awesome.
They're doing a Bong-A-Thon for 4/20. I don't care if you quit. You are coming out of your weed retirement for this.
Hey so when you left last night was i wearing shoes?
Please. That's just a patriotism boner. I watched Michael phelps win another medal and had to change my underwear.
I lost the bet. I now have to do all chores sans clothing of any kind. I give it a week before I'm knocked up...
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Just had a flashback to Friday. Definitely had my hands in someone's bra. Definitely wasn't mine.
I'll always remember 2012 as the year I hooked up with countless girls who had the sides of their heads shaved.
And all you did was hit on me and do things "for America", so you weren't judged heavily
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
I just realized I haven't had a date or a potential possibility of a date in about a year. Then I realized I wanted to actually go on a date. But I'm sitting here getting high instead of being at a party. Life.
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
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