I mistook a propane tank for a keg.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
Do you how many people I've successfully loaded into a Mazda Miata? Six. Six people. How? Strategically.
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
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For gods sake, I only took one. With two nyquils. What a happy world its been today. Fulfill your obligations and then its marvelouso.
He walked into the bar right as I was licking the shotglass clean. We made eye contact for way too long..
The cops just showed up and arrested her. It's our 2nd date. Do I have to hang out her with her 3 kids until she makes bail or can I leave?
Vom Wallet is no more. We now boldly enter a responsible, adult era where we will not throw up liquor onto ourselves.
I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
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I couldn't find a lighter, so I smoked a bowl with a birthday candle.
Just peed off a cliff while playing white snake on my phone. Close enough?
Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
We're on our way. We couldn't find our clothes this morning, so we're driving your car half naked. You owe me a cigarette.
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
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