Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
I love seeing the creepers that friend request me outside of facebook. its like seeing a unicorn in the middle of campus.
I wish my new phone didn't autocorrect so well. People will never experience the magic of my drunk texts because they think I'm making a coherent statement.
do you ever get flashbacks of ppl you had sex with and just shudder at how gross they were/how drunk you were?
story of my life.
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Did you just buzz the apartment and throw shit at the window? Josh and rob came into my room and woke me up
Fuck you Ian. U owe me $3.65 cuz thasts what I thfrew at ur window trying to wake ur ass up. And fuck u for not giving a shit
Parents said they were cutting off my AmEx card. So I immediately went up to the liquor store and purchased $550 of booze before it was canceled. I'm expecting your arrival in 30 minutes.
I am convinced that after two dates and a few adult sleepovers that he still doesn't know my name.
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
Throwing up out both ends. This is not how I pictured adulthood.
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Guess who woke up with a hangover this morning? The same person whose parents found out and woke her up by banging pots and pans with wooden spoons.
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
WAKE THE EFF UP THE UBER DRIVER IS TRYING TO TAKE ME HOME
I felt like the hulk waking up from a black out except with munchies
Ran out of eye drops right after putting them in one eye. Half baked at work.
I had a rough night. I'm just gonna lay here and masturbate for a while before I have to go adult.
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