I just spent $27 on things to pee on.
Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
Despite what happened tonight, Im still expecting Jesus birthday sex
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
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Why am I the only one concerned that there's a dog in the movie theatre?
I was to drunk to walk in jimmy john's so I called and got a pickle delivered to me outside the bar , too much?
Get your ass over here, we're drinking Patron and watching My Little Pony. Patron and Ponies, do you copy?!
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
Nothing like banging your nurse in the shower while staying in the hospital
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Hey beautiful no judgement but why is there a bucket of KFC chicken in the bathtub??
Why does my car smell like burnt toast?
I take it you don't remember trying to make grilled cheese with your cigarette lighter...
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
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I took it as a sign from the lord above that she wanted me to creep on these men.
I'm pretty sure she tried to draw a self portrait out of her vomit. Then you tried to help, but passed out in the vomit.
i had sex with a girl named after a fruit last night and it was the best thing to happen to me in 2020
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