okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
Everything was going good until she wanted to update her status...You forgot to close pterodactyl porn from this morning. Clothes went back on.
She started crying. I don't think she's gotten head from a sax player before.
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i found him! he's on the front porch using a bag of potting soil as a pillow. i forgot i left him there.
He was more tolerable with alcohol in my system. I woke up to him squeezing me and telling me how he wanted to dip me in strawberry jam.
Its okay I walked into your house, searched for my wallet in your purse, and took a shot of Tequilia all without eye contact, right?
The next time you try to involve a tickle me Elmo in my orgasm, I'm leaving you
We are, if nothing else, classy enough to leave our 10 mini bottles of wine in a polite line on the floor of the movie theater.
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Please note: when a bouncer tells you to leave, pointing out that their career path makes them a much better judge what to do will not make you friends
She needs sedatives and a leash
You're worse than that girl who made out with her cousin at that party
That was you...
I made out with my moms boyfriends son last night. Thanksgiving is gonna be reeeal fun!
What was the name of that sleazy asshole I'm not allowed to sleep with?
No one knows how to work that "I pulled a muscle in my leg" drunk swagger like you can
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