I am so gay it hurts my loins. Going to see She's Just Not That Into You... again. Ohhh my goodness.
Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
Who pooed in my magic bullet?
Sorry the bathroom was being used.
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HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
full cup flip cup was not exactly the reason I wanted to tell the cops when I was sleeping on the curb
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
She left me naked in my bed and without my phone I had her give me her phone number on the calculator on my laptop. It might be fake.
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First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
Why are you naked at 4pm?
Its my birthday, I dont have to wear clothes
Looks like it rained condoms in my room last night
He let me share his family pack of hot pockets with him. Chivalry isn't dead after all.
3 weeks in a row I've pulled '69' at the deli counter...God is giving me shit for not getting laid in a year....
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