I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
He just turned on a sound machine. I need to get the fuck out of here.
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
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I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
Im at that shitty point in my day where I start planning night activities while finger dipping vyvance off of my desk, you got any plans?
guy next to me on the train just pulled out two bottles of gin and a block of cheddar. is slowly making his way through all of them.
You were drunk it couldn't have been that bad
I've never been drunk enough to enjoy getting a blister on my dick.
Nope I went the fuck home like an adult
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I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
he went down on me to a drake song and now i think i need a penicillin shot
So for St Paddys day I colored my junk green and got a little hat for him....wanna see it before I sober up....
I apologize that you just fell victim to my random thought of how to make a blow job come to life via emojis.
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
No offense, but I don’t think I would want to see him in anything skimpier than a hazmat suit.
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