I want to snug with you.
You want my snuggie?
So you honestly dont remember putting honey in your bong? You kept talking about how you wanted to become a bee and fly
im dressed up like a present. waiting for someone to unwrap me ;)
this is your brother
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
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We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
A beef tasting is not what I needed while hungover
That was the night you tried to convince me you threw up your sould because your throwup was black
You're still my best friend even though you continue to pass out on random toilets every time you drink
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That cat I follow on Facebook beat cancer so we're drinking tonight in celebration
I never imagine I'd say this, but can I ask Jeff for the butt plugs back even though it was a gift and we broke up?
You don’t need a wing man if you have a solid hook up on the pumpkin pie
you poured beer in your mouth so you could be a beer pong cup for her to drink out of/make out with
Did it work?
can jess come too?
sure! but I don't have enough booze for the both of you.
she comes with her own booze, no worries.
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
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