I saw your purple underwear in the road this morning.
this morning he rolled over looked at me and said "oooo, you look like i need a drink" and then put on his clothes and left without another word
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
I think that the winner of this years fantasy football league should get naming rights to you child
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UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
I got about 15 snapchats from you with your hand saying "you want cheese sticks" or something like that and one of some weird looking weed
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
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learned the hard way that breakfast jack daniels is a lot stronger than lunch or dinner jack daniels.
Don't worry, I'm not gonna try making you Eskimo sisters with your mom
Why r u in my phone under "the last survivor"?
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
The waitress at the Denny's in usa remembered me from 2 years ago when we went at 4 in the morning plastered, wearing overalls and huge inflatable corona hats on our heads
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