Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
Is it just me or do I always seem to have cum in my bellybutton?
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
So he told me he didn't have a condom, paused, and then said "so, pulling out" and tried to high five me.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
I always hoped that one day I'd have a sex position named in my honor.
Like fighting the continuous urge to sing Neil diamond "coming to America" kinda fucked up right now
There's a dead squirrel in the freezer. Is that what you stopped to get out of the road last night?
hey the jello shots wont freeze
How much Everclear did you put in them?
uhhh all of it
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just passed the animal clinic parking lot I had to pull over to puke in during welcome week. I can almost hear the dogs barking at my shame again.
I left at 4:30 in the morning and I told him it was because I had to take my contacts out
this is the second day the intern has gotten me coffee. he either wants to bang me or thinks I'm more important than I am.
either way he's in for disappointment
Stop thinking about me and go on your date... at least I got the glitter off your face first.
He told me my car had really nice leather seats right before he jizzed all over them.
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
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