Bisexual people are plain selfish.
You know how I know he's a virgin? He's wearing transition lenses.
Her vagina smelled like chicken
why do you say that
chicken smells like everything
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
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I'm already mentally preparing myself for the fact that I'll probably be sleeping next to a toilet.
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
I have a feeling she doesn't appreciate me as a person. She only fucks me because I look like Harry Potter.
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You don't have a penis so I'm not texting you at this hour. This is penis texting hour only.
How's dinner? Come here? You can bring your boyfriend if you're ok leaving without him
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
I guess you never know how much of an impact you have on someone until you sleep with their cousin
I've had your balls on my face a bunch of times so the least you could do is buy a girl some dinner.
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