how soon is too soon after the break-up to ask for my condoms back?
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
I'm so high I feel like I'm pedaling a bicycle but I'm laying on the couch. My body might be vibrating. I made soup.
Definitely just puked in this corn maze. Families are staring.
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Halfway through he got an idea for a short story so he wrote it in magic marker on my boobs. Yeah, he's a keeper.
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
showering high made me realize that i should seriously reconsider my career path... id be a damn good hair shampooer & head massager
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
My uterus feels like it went 8 rounds with Mike Tyson. And that was only a quickie.
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Before he left he told me if his girlfriend ever finds out, she'll take us both to an alley and kill us.
Also I feel like death. But like. In a good way
Doing a walk of shame at Wal-Mart at 3:30am because when I left at 11pm I was getting milk
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
dude. I can hear the air.
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