they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
he just fed my chickens on farmville...i guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex<3
whenever music plays i find myself always doing kegels to the beat. its like the new foot-tapping
you have a cum towel under your bed, you're the definition of single
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do you think you could subtly ask him about the dimensions of his penis?
Just walked in on the Yellow Ranger getting porked by a guy in a UD Blue Hen costume. Will somebody PLEASE think of the children.
No, no, no. Fuck you. I took a glass blowing class solely to learn how to make that bong. You shattered it and my dreams in a matter of five seconds.
He said I was the "egg mcmuffin" of blowjobs. I'm flattered.
Well his dad was his wingman, so I had to fuck him. I didnt want his dad to think that he was doing a bad job and I was drunk enough to think he was doing a good job.
Score one for dad.
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i think god would be more upset with me for turning down such a beautifully crafted cock than he would for me liking girls
Is selling savings bonds for acid money something a normal person does?
She drunkenly dropped her ranch for her pizza. She tried to clean it up with her hands off the street then realized it didn't work and started licking her fingers.
So I woke up really sad and then I looked in the cabinet and there was weed and now I'm not sad anymore
There better be alcohol at this child's birthday party. Seriously not trying to be entertained by a clown while I'm still sober.
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
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